A Prayer fit for the Americans to chant every day.


------On your knees now and repeat after me -----
Our Father who art in Heaven.. oh wait.. sorry... here we go...

Oh Musharaff.. we are sho sho aghast at the twin-attempts to murder you by the Al Qaeda. We can very well identify with your feelings. You are on our side and taking sho sho many risks to your life. We salute you! You are the greatest Ally we ever had!

Let us forget about that libyan and Irani nukes... we won't talk about them and weaken your already weak position.

You are right. You have taken all steps possible to eradicate the Islamists. You have even issued orders to reform the Madarassas- the Universities and Factories of Jihad.. You have done it all..

No problem if all your actions are of no consequence. Although the Jihadi population and Taliban crossing over to Afghanistan is but increasing instead of abating, we will still remember your Grand speech of yours to eradicate Jihadism.

No problem that Al Qaeda considers Pakistan safer than Afghanistan and that no Al Qaeda has even been caught since so long. We wish you come to US so that your ISI might catch one or two Al Qaeda, just in time to make it to the newspapers on the day of your visit and boster your image of a brave relentless Anti-Jihad crusader.

We are glad that under your able leadership, Pakistan has embarked on a peace mission with India. And as if the tap has been shut, you have successfully shut off Jihadi incursions into India. WOW. To think of such power over the Jihadis! Only this though disturbs us that if you have such power over Jihadi operations in India that you can start or stop them at any time you want, why didn't you do it before.. Oh yes, we understand.. you need to bleed India so that they will finally get exhausted and come to discuss Kashmir with you and offer you a place in the History of the world.

Musharaff, we need you. You are our only savior in Pakistan. WIthout you, we would not be where we are in Afghanistan. It was you who won us our battle. Otherwise, if you hadn't U-turned on the Taliban, the taliban would have defeated us and captured Washinton Hill. We are eternally grateful.

Musharaff, you are anyday better than any Democraticaly elected Leader. Although we know that any General or Political leader, in your shoes, would do exactly the very same things you do, for you can't think of anagonising US which will mean that India will earn the good books of US, we still think that you did the greatest favour for us. Although our common sense tells us that you need US more than US needs you, still we will behave as if you are the best thing after sliced bread.

You are the Greatest Mushy. Long Live Mushy!!

------- Now, all of you can stand up: you have bowed enough --------------